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    Dear abby

    Dear Abby

    I'm a crack dealer in Beaumont Texas who has been recently diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents
    live in Ft. worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have
    recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters
    who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers; one is currently serving a life sentence for the murder of a teenage
    boy in 1964. my other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
    I have recently become engaged to a former prostitute who lives in Longview; she is a part time "working girl".
    All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I
    certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Barack
    Obama for president?

    Signed, Worried about my reputation
    Born To Be Wild!!!!

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    That is a concern
    My carbon foot print is bigger than yours

    All green things must die (Charlie Sheen) http://www.hemmings.com/mus/stories/..._feature6.html

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    Born To Be Wild!!!!

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    LOL, good stuff George! haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by 69hemibeep View Post
    That is a concern
    That, is an understatement Bob!!!!!


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