Sex with my pregnant wife . . .

Man asked his doctor, "Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?"


The doctor replied:
"Yes. The first 3 months will be just like normal the next three months you
should do it like a dog and the last three months you should do it like a
tiger."


The man replies:
"Tiger? I don't know that method."


The doctor explains :
"Like Tiger Woods. Sleep with other women."

Love it! :eagerness:

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:applouse:

Thats a good one, reminded me of a Tiger joke...

A young man joined the circus to learn to become a tiger trainer. He worked under an old man who had trained tigers all his life. The old man told the young man, "When you think a tiger is going to attack you, grab the chair that is with you in the ring and jab him in the face to maintain a safe distance between you and the tiger. If the chair crumbles, pick up a leg from the broken chair and do the same thing. It won't be as long, but it will still maintain some space between you and the tiger's jaws. And lastly, if the tiger grabs the chair leg from your hands, grab a big handful of sh*t and smear in his face."

The young man thought about it and asked, "Sir, how do I know if there will be any sh*t in the ring."

The old man replied, "Don't worry, if you make it to that point, sh*t will be there."

Lmas!!!!

:encouragement: