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  1. george68hemirr

    14 VOLTS TO YOUR HEADLITES

    THIS REALLY WAKES UP YOUR NIGHT DRIVING
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    The nightmare

    The nightmare This is a Nightmare In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am Black and I'm circumcised! Quickly I sat up, found my pants. When I reached for my pants, I discovered that I only...
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    Viagra

    Prescription Drugs & Side Effects A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. "It's this Viagra," he says. It's really...
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    Muslims

    So, I was walking through the mall, and went into a Muslim Bookshop. The clerk asked if he could help me, so I asked for a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims. The Clerk said, “F**k off, get out, and stay out.” I said, “Yes, that's the one.”
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    good decision

    Good decision 2 policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello Sarge?” "Yes?” "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.” "Have you arrested the woman?” "No sir. The floor is still wet!”
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    D.w.i.

    https://videos.files.wordpress.com/T9O4hTSa/italian_carpool_lane_std.mp4
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    Nun"s story

    Nun's story A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, " My son, you cannot offend...
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    what 3200 hp looks like on NOS

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=32&v=QLyYZSLqzFA
  9. george68hemirr

    All about balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    All About Balls INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of...
  10. george68hemirr

    A must see!!!!!!!!!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5BdrZnhwE&feature=youtu.be
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    The husband store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products...
  12. george68hemirr

    coming to your town soon

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-V2arHXwq8
  13. george68hemirr

    found my birthday present......i can dream

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpDSvdLRODo&t=11
  14. george68hemirr

    Sex and good grammar

    On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for a consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction.The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man...
  15. george68hemirr

    Catholic horses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Catholic Horses. -- HAVE A GOOD SMILE A bookie was at the races playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt. He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse - a long...
  16. george68hemirr

    increased-social-security-benefits-for-vets

    http://ctsenaterepublicans.com/2013/10/dd-214-increased-social-security-benefits-for-vets/#.VKlKLWTF8rM
  17. george68hemirr

    Beer

    BEER Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is...
  18. george68hemirr

    True story

    TRUE STORY FROM... SOMERSET, Kentucky January 18.2012 Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Somerset, Kentucky Was Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse. ~ The Following Monday...
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    Italian pregnancy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ItalianPregnancy An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who wasa the...
  20. george68hemirr

    The Importance of a Positive Attitude!

    The Importance of a Positive Attitude! Thursday night I gradually woke up, stiff as a plank, in a Hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me. It was obvious I'd...
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