george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
To the ladies.
This was sent to me by a lady!
OLD BUT CUTE
Regardless of whether you’re a Republican or a Democrat, you’ll have to laugh at this one!
President Bush decides to leave the ranch and go out to sit in a local Crawford bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn't that President Bush sitting at the end of the bar?”
The bartender says, “Yep, that's him.” So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor, Mr. President! What are you doing in here?”
Bush says, “I'm planning WW III.”
The guy says, “Really? What's going to happen?”
President Bush says, “Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.”
The guy exclaimed, “A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?”
Bush turns to the bartender and says, “See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.”
Cheers!OLDIE BUT GOODIE
This was sent to me by a lady!
OLD BUT CUTE
Regardless of whether you’re a Republican or a Democrat, you’ll have to laugh at this one!
President Bush decides to leave the ranch and go out to sit in a local Crawford bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn't that President Bush sitting at the end of the bar?”
The bartender says, “Yep, that's him.” So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor, Mr. President! What are you doing in here?”
Bush says, “I'm planning WW III.”
The guy says, “Really? What's going to happen?”
President Bush says, “Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.”
The guy exclaimed, “A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?”
Bush turns to the bartender and says, “See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.”
Cheers!OLDIE BUT GOODIE
