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[Terry Hauck]

A guy wakes up in the hospital all beat up. The Doctor asked him what happened. He said his wife asked for something that would go from 0-200 in seconds for her birthday. The guy said I gave her a new bathroom scale. Next thing I know I'm here talking to you.

 

[quikbird]

He was obviously not married long, or just plain stupid. I did think it was funny.