jerrysdustydog
Well-Known Member
Back in the early 70s, a friend of mine was lonely driving around one night and saw a nice 69 Super Bee making the drag in town. A cute blond was behind the wheel and he somehow managed to get her to pull over. They talked and talked for an hour, and he got the nerve up to ask her out. She accepted and gave him her address in the next town down the road. Saturday night, he drove over and found the address to be a fine mansion. he rang the bell and a doorman opened up and escorted him to the den where her father awaited him. Her dad spoke of his love for his only daughter and asked him to be extra nice to her. Moments later, a maid walked in and told the both of them that Jenny was ready. My bud almost fell down when he turned around and found Jenny to be in a wheel chair, missing her two legs (he hadn't noticed during their first visit). Like an "ol school" Texas raised young man, he kept quiet and helped her into his car. After he took her to dinner and a drive-in movie, she asked him to take her to a special place in the park. He did so, and she began to crawl allover him showering him with affection. She asked him if he would do her a favor. "would you tie my hands together and hang me over that limb and make love to me?" Bless his heart, he couldn't tell her no. He did as she asked, and after the act, helped her get dressed and drove her home. The maid took her up to her bedroom and Jenny's father asked him to come into the den. My buddy was nervous of course, but after a few questions about their night out he walked him to the door. He told my bud "here is a $100 bill for your time". Trying to be nice and refuse telling Jenny's father what a great time he had her father insisted. He told my bud "just take the damn money, most guys just leave her hanging in the tree". :sada: :sada:
