Bacon Tree

[Big John]

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States ,
wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait
for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the
distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ...
every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres,
Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis
drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying
breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees


Ees


Ees


Ees



Ees a ham bush...."

 

[george68hemirr]

good one

 

[Basketcase]

:basketcase:

 

[mcmopar]

replay from a couple months back but still a good one.

 

[george68hemirr]

I DIDNT WANT TO BREAK THE NEWS TO BIG JOHN BUT YEAH ITS ANOTHER REPEAT.......WHERES THE JOKE GUY WHEN YOU NEED HIM......ray!!!!!!!!!!!!......yes its still good to laugh at it again

 

[69hemibeep]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I'm laughing cause he is the powerful MR. BIG

 

[ACME A12]

Joke monitor is traveling and hasn't had much time to access the net. Besides, if the Big Guy wants to post a repeat I'm just gonna look the other way anyway...