Bill and Satan

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  1. RAINMANYEH

    RAINMANYEH Well-Known Member

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    A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation
    was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at
    the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for
    the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
    away from evil incarnate.

    Soon the church was empty except for Bill Clinton who sat calmly
    in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
    God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to
    Bill and said, "Do you know who I am?"

    The Clinton replied, "Yep, sure do."

    "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

    "Nope, sure ain't." said the calm as a clam Clinton .

    "Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.

    "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned Bill, in an even tone.

    "Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for
    all eternity?" persisted Satan.

    "Yep," was the calm reply.

    "And you are still not afraid?" asked Satan.

    "Nope," said Bill.

    More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

    Bill Clinton calmly replied,

    "Been married to your sister for over 30 years."
     
  2. 69hemibeep

    69hemibeep Sponge Bob Square Wheels

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    :basketcase: Funny. Pretty much saw the punch line coming
     
  3. jaxrunner1968

    jaxrunner1968 Active Member

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    Like it! :thumbsup:
     
  4. Ranger

    Ranger Well-Known Member

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    Why is the truth always funnier than fiction? :lol:
     
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    SgtLee511 Well-Known Member

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    Good One!
     
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    quikbird Well-Known Member

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    :biggrin-new:
     
  7. ACME A12

    ACME A12 Plaid Sport Coat Wearing Moderator Staff Member

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    :yeathat:
     
  8. Terry Hauck

    Terry Hauck Choadicus

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    Satan's sister was almost president. That's Scary!!!
     

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