Definitions.
Frustration is finding out for the first time you can't do it a second time.
Panic is finding out for the second time you can't do it a first time.
Differences.
What is the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? Goldfish like the muck around the fountain.
What is the difference between a a peeping tom and a pick pocket? A pick pocket snatches watches.
Faith Healer
Ma and pop have been married 53 yrs and own a nice home. Listening to the radio one night a faith healer comes on the radio. The faith healer says, "I can heal you tonight, ah! If you wanna be healed, ah! put on hand on the radio, ah! put one hand on what ails you, ah!" The old lady was listening closely and puts one hand on the radio and one hand on her tired old heart and started singing, "Wade in the water. Wade in the water now children..." Pop looks over and thinks, "Awww sh*t, what do I have to lose." So he reaches on hand out to the radio and sneaks one hand down the front of his trousers. Ma sees this and says, "Herbert, the man said he could heal you, not raise the dead."
Sneezes
Gal goes to the Dr. Doctor asks, "What is troubling you?" Gal replies, "Everytime I sneeze i climax." The Dr. says, "I see. Are you doing anything for it?" To which the girl replies, "Yes, I've been sniffing pepper."
Frustration is finding out for the first time you can't do it a second time.
Panic is finding out for the second time you can't do it a first time.
Differences.
What is the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? Goldfish like the muck around the fountain.
What is the difference between a a peeping tom and a pick pocket? A pick pocket snatches watches.
Faith Healer
Ma and pop have been married 53 yrs and own a nice home. Listening to the radio one night a faith healer comes on the radio. The faith healer says, "I can heal you tonight, ah! If you wanna be healed, ah! put on hand on the radio, ah! put one hand on what ails you, ah!" The old lady was listening closely and puts one hand on the radio and one hand on her tired old heart and started singing, "Wade in the water. Wade in the water now children..." Pop looks over and thinks, "Awww sh*t, what do I have to lose." So he reaches on hand out to the radio and sneaks one hand down the front of his trousers. Ma sees this and says, "Herbert, the man said he could heal you, not raise the dead."
Sneezes
Gal goes to the Dr. Doctor asks, "What is troubling you?" Gal replies, "Everytime I sneeze i climax." The Dr. says, "I see. Are you doing anything for it?" To which the girl replies, "Yes, I've been sniffing pepper."
