IF MY BODY WAS A CAR!!!!!!!!!!

[george68hemirr]

If My Body Was a Car






This is just too funny - scary how true it is!!












IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking


about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents


and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...


But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,. either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

 

[69hemibeep]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[ACME A12]

...personally, I could use a new headliner... :lmao:

:jester:

 

[Hoosier Bird]

I just need a little better suspension.....heavy duty....... :lmao:

 

[Roadcuda]

...personally, I could use a new headliner... :lmao:

:jester:

You are not alone on that one Ray! :banana:

 

[69hemibeep]

My paint is showing wear and my outer bearings need grease. But my headliner is just fine :jester:

 

[Hoosier Bird]

My paint is showing wear and my outer bearings need grease. But my headliner is just fine :jester:

I heard you need a little larger transmission........... :lmao:

 

[moparstuart]

My paint is showing wear and my outer bearings need grease. But my headliner is just fine :jester:

I heard you need a little larger transmission........... :lmao:

I could use a bigger drive shaft :jester:

 

[69hemibeep]

There are alot of new driveshaft enhancement products out now

 

[69hemibeep]

My paint is showing wear and my outer bearings need grease. But my headliner is just fine :jester:

I heard you need a little larger transmission........... :lmao:

Your one to talk getting your ports enlarged

 

[Hoosier Bird]

:devil:

 

[Hoosier Bird]

I've noticed lately that my compression is a little low. Do you think a head job would fix me up....... :lmao:

 

[69hemibeep]

I've noticed lately that my compression is a little low. Do you think a head job would fix me up....... :lmao:

decarb at your age just deposits :jester:

 

[george68hemirr]

i see its the little things that gets you guys going :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

 

[ACME A12]

i see its the little things that gets you guys going :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Oh, you got that right...

 

[george68hemirr]

i see its the little things that gets you guys going :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Oh, you got that right...

 

[Hoosier Bird]

I've noticed lately that my compression is a little low. Do you think a head job would fix me up....... :lmao:

decarb at your age just deposits :jester:

I like my idea better.......... :lmao: