polish sausage!!!!!!!!!!

[george68hemirr]

What Aisle is the Polish Sausage in?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days.................

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

 

[69hemibeep]

:jester:

 

[abodybill]

:haha::haha:

 

[Basketcase]

The Mrs gets Polish sausage whenever I can stay awake long enough.....:rimshot:

 

[droptop]

The Mrs gets Polish sausage whenever I can stay awake long enough.....:rimshot:

I thought she said it was more like a vienna sausage......:haha:

 

[Basketcase]

she gets her 12".....3 at a time.....:toetap::toetap::toetap:

 

[george68hemirr]

:d:d:d

 

[Roadcuda]

:haha::haha:

:yeathat: