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Positive Attitude

Bee Keeper

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Late in the night he regained consciousness…


He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital’s ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.


He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.


She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”


Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”


THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
 

69hemibeep

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Georgie I saw the repeat and left it alone, I must be getting soft :lmao:
 

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Sorry, but I literally have thousands of jokes in my database and this was merely a coincidence. Didn't mean to copy a post ... :concern:
 

69hemibeep

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Don't worry about it, we use to bust each others balls over repeats just because we could but things have changed.
 

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Come on guys. Where is your positive attitude.
All we have to do is what we used to do.
Just jump in and have fun teasing each other
Like my blue brother wanting me to cook wings.
Ha, if I had invited him up Tuesday night for wings, I bet he would have had some lame excuse for not showing up.
I cook wings almost every Tuesday night so Bob you have a standing invitation to drive up here join in. LOL<LOL
PS: you had better call first
any one from this site is also invited
that would include Max, who I believe lives the closest to me, and ken, who we have not heard from in ages. Probably still in that beer cooler in Carlisle. LOL
Merry Christmas to all!!!!
 

69hemibeep

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Come on guys. Where is your positive attitude.
All we have to do is what we used to do.
Just jump in and have fun teasing each other
Like my blue brother wanting me to cook wings.
Ha, if I had invited him up Tuesday night for wings, I bet he would have had some lame excuse for not showing up.
I cook wings almost every Tuesday night so Bob you have a standing invitation to drive up here join in. LOL<LOL
PS: you had better call first
any one from this site is also invited
that would include Max, who I believe lives the closest to me, and ken, who we have not heard from in ages. Probably still in that beer cooler in Carlisle. LOL
Merry Christmas to all!!!!

What's your address, HMMM
 

69B5

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Are you guys serious about stopping in to see me? Or just busting me?
I can't be too sure. LOL
Every one is welcome, just PM me and I'll give you the directions.
And if your just busting on me, you already know where to go!!LOL
 
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