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Big John

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A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text..............


"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

He replied........"I am taking a shit. What should I do?
 

69hemibeep

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The Mod won't even let the Big guy slide one by, I wouldn't have said anything :lol:
 

george68hemirr

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69hemibeep said:
The Mod won't even let the Big guy slide one by, I wouldn't have said anything :lol:
OH OKAY......NICE.....BUT YOU BITCH SLAPP ME EVERYTIME I REPEAT.....SOUNDS LIKE A ONE WAY STREET....BOBBIE

Uncle George beat you to this one by 2 weeks...which is the exact opposite of how things usually work around here... BIG JOHN.....OLDIE BUT GOODIE :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 

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george68hemirr said:
69hemibeep said:
The Mod won't even let the Big guy slide one by, I wouldn't have said anything :lol:
OH OKAY......NICE.....BUT YOU BITCH SLAPP ME EVERYTIME I REPEAT.....SOUNDS LIKE A ONE WAY STREET....BOBBIE

Uncle George beat you to this one by 2 weeks...which is the exact opposite of how things usually work around here... BIG JOHN.....OLDIE BUT GOODIE :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
You need it :wedgie: :groucho:
 

Big John

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You guys do know I can just make George's post go away.....Don't you?
 

69hemibeep

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Big John said:
You guys do know I can just make George's post go away.....Don't you?
Thats why I'm not messing with you, I don't want to end up on a stage with another donkey :lol:
 
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