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Smart wife

moparstuart

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Older Women Are So Reasonable AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS,
I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
"FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT,
A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE
TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".

NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR,
NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
69-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING
UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT,
DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND
WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
 
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