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  1. ACME A12

    ACME A12 Plaid Sport Coat Wearing Moderator Staff Member

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    TEXT TO NEIGHBOR

    Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you in this text and I can’t live with myself a minute longer without you knowing about this. The truth is that when you’re not around I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently and I know that that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can’t live with the guilt and hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.

    Regards,
    Richard



    NEIGHBOR'S RESPONSE:

    Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot Richard, killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Fred then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.



    SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:

    Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Correct had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all.

    Regards,
    Richard
     
  2. 69hemibeep

    69hemibeep Sponge Bob Square Wheels

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    Been around but funny :thumbsup:
     
  3. Russ69Runner

    Russ69Runner Well-Known Member

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    Yep the new age. Bad enough with a party line back in the day. LOL.
     
  4. Roadcuda

    Roadcuda Well-Known Member

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    I guess that's what you get for not proof reading before sending!
     
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    Yeah that’s almost like the old refrigerator still running gag right
     
  6. Russ69Runner

    Russ69Runner Well-Known Member

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    But this joke kill's. Not funny. Wi Fi error. :poke:
     

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