The Nude Painting

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  1. gunnar

    gunnar Well-Known Member

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    At the National Art Gallery, in Dublin, a Canadian couple were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

    The painting depicted three black men, totally naked, sitting on a park bench.

    Two of the figures had black penises ; but the one in the middle, had a pink penis.

    The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

    He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of the black man in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

    “In fact,” he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.”

    After the curator left, an Irish man approached the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?”

    “Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?” asked the husband.

    “Because I’m the guy who painted it.” he replied.

    ”In fact, there are no black men depicted at all.

    They`re just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.”
     
  2. ACME A12

    ACME A12 Plaid Sport Coat Wearing Moderator Staff Member

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    Steve Well-Known Member

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  4. 69hemibeep

    69hemibeep Sponge Bob Square Wheels

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    :lmao: They must work nude :lmao:
     
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    Roadcuda Well-Known Member

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  6. george68hemirr

    george68hemirr I think you guys are full of shit.

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    sixgunrunner68 Well-Known Member

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    :basketcase: ha!
     
  8. Basketcase

    Basketcase Keeper of the Green

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