The wifey....

Jokes!!

  1. ALFERALFER

    ALFERALFER Well-Known Member

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    In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

    There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt.

    Prepare yourself to be a widower. Your wife will die a violent and horrible death this year.

    Visibly shaken, Leslie stared at the Mystic woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, and finally, down at his hands.

    He took a few deep breaths to compose himself and to stop his mind from racing. He simply had to know.

    He met the Fortune Teller’s gaze, steadied his voice and asked,

    "Will I be acquitted?"
     
  2. 69hemibeep

    69hemibeep Sponge Bob Square Wheels

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    :lmao:
     
  3. Roadcuda

    Roadcuda Well-Known Member

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  4. sixgunrunner68

    sixgunrunner68 Well-Known Member

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    You know spousal abuse is no joke, :lmao::lmao: I can't even finish it......:acme:
     
  5. george68hemirr

    george68hemirr I think you guys are full of shit.

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    :groucho::groucho:
     
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    tallhair Moderator

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    Hahahahaha
     

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