Whispering In The Library

Jokes!!

  1. RAINMANYEH

    RAINMANYEH Well-Known Member

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    A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

    He asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

    The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH
    YOU!"

    All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply
    embarrassed and moved to another table.

    After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said
    with a laugh, "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I bet you
    felt embarrassed, right?"

    The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ..... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"

    All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

    The man whispered to her, "I study law and I know how to screw people."
     
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  2. 69hemibeep

    69hemibeep Sponge Bob Square Wheels

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