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Young vs. Old

gunnar

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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.



He put up a sign outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."



Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.



Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"



Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.That will be $500."



Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."



Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.



Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see anything!"



Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)



Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!



Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."



~~~~~ MORAL OF THE STORY~~~~~~:--



Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean you can outsmart an "Old Geezer"
 
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