Jim S.
Well-Known Member
A airplane is going to crash. The pilot agrees to stay with it and crash it into the mountains to avoid any ground injuries.
Obama, Hillary Clinton, George Bush, and a 10 year old girl are on board with only three parachutes.
Obama states he has to be saved because he is the chosen one. So he grabs a chute and jumps out.
Hillary says she is Secretary of State and has been proclaimed the "smartest woman in the world". So she goes next. George Bush says to the little girl "I have lived a very fulfilling and long life so, you take the last chute because you have your whole life ahead of you".
The little girl says "that's O.K. Mr. Bush, the smartest woman in the world just jumped out with my backpack".
Obama, Hillary Clinton, George Bush, and a 10 year old girl are on board with only three parachutes.
Obama states he has to be saved because he is the chosen one. So he grabs a chute and jumps out.
Hillary says she is Secretary of State and has been proclaimed the "smartest woman in the world". So she goes next. George Bush says to the little girl "I have lived a very fulfilling and long life so, you take the last chute because you have your whole life ahead of you".
The little girl says "that's O.K. Mr. Bush, the smartest woman in the world just jumped out with my backpack".