colored panties ( caution very adult humor)

[moparstuart]

Colored Panties


There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna wear me some hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane.'


Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.


The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'


The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some flooresant orange panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.


The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I'm floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'


The third old lady says , 'Well, I'm not going to wear any panties...'
'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.


'Dat's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties,' the third lady said,

cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look for da black box first!

 

[ACME A12]

You're double-dipping again...

:jester:

 

[moparstuart]

You're double-dipping again...

:jester:

your memory is too damn good , I have to pad my post count some how :yesnod:
:jester: :jester: :jester: :jester:

 

[69hemibeep]

Would I be padding my post count by laughing at it again :jester:

 

[Hoosier Bird]

You're double-dipping again...

:jester:

your memory is too damn good , I have to pad my post count some how :yesnod:
:jester: :jester: :jester: :jester:

I think he may be running low on jokes.............. :lmao:

 

[Roadcuda]

Would I be padding my post count by laughing at it again :jester:

I think we were all taught how to do that too well by JJ! And it is still funny the 2nd time around!