droptop
Well-Known Member
3 guys went fishing early one Sat morning. The first guy told the others he had to promise his wife that he would mow and rake the lawn and clean out the gutters when he got home from fishing. The second guy said that was nothing. He had to do all of that plus paint the bathroom when he got home from fishing. The third guy said nothing. A few mins. went by, and the first 2 guys asked him what he had to promise his wife to be able to go fishing. He said that he did not promise anything. All he did was set the alarm for 5am. When it went off, he promptly turned it off. He turned back to his wife and made sure she was awake. He then asked her this question. What's it going to be this morning, sex or fishing? All she said was wear some sun screen.
