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If my Body was a Car

Roadcuda

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If My Body Was a Car!
This is just too funny - scary how true it is!!!
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...
But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it,

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
either my radiator leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!
 

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Very good, Steve!!!!
I've also noticed that I'm getting hard to start and I run out of fuel quickly!
 

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moparstuart said:
My car club got sued by the lady that authored this story
we had it on our web site with out giving her credit
Well it's out there on the internet now. My sister sent it to me but I don't know where she found it.
 
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