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THE LIE CLOCK

george68hemirr

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The Lie Clock:

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's President Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'
 

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George, that's older than us with names changed is all :acme: :acme: :jester:
 

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69hemibeep said:
George, that's older than us with names changed is all :acme: :acme: :jester:
i guess it started out with lincoln....thats how old it is....i thought it was funny though.....GET OVER IT AS MY BROTHER STUIE WOULD SAY :jester:
 

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moparstuart said:
george68hemirr said:
69hemibeep said:
George, that's older than us with names changed is all :acme: :acme: :jester:
i guess it started out with lincoln....thats how old it is....i thought it was funny though.....GET OVER IT AS MY BROTHER STUIE WOULD SAY :jester:
nephew !!!!!!!!
Maybe your Aunt is your sister :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 

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moparstuart said:
george68hemirr said:
69hemibeep said:
George, that's older than us with names changed is all :acme: :acme: :jester:
i guess it started out with lincoln....thats how old it is....i thought it was funny though.....GET OVER IT AS MY BROTHER STUIE WOULD SAY :jester:
nephew !!!!!!!!
Maybe your Aunt is your sister :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:[/quote]
he's your brother ,dad . So what sister aunt are you talking about ?
 

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Kinda liked the old joke...but the emergence of the sister/aunt thing was far more entertaining... :lol:

:jester:
 

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moparstuart said:
69hemibeep said:
George is a brother in law twice removed :lol:
i like my joking uncle i'll keep him , sorry uncle george but dad has disowned you
I have no problem with tour uncle George, but the judge said we had to live at least 2000 miles apart. Something to do with your Aunt :lol:
 

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69hemibeep said:
moparstuart said:
69hemibeep said:
George is a brother in law twice removed :lol:
i like my joking uncle i'll keep him , sorry uncle george but dad has disowned you
I have no problem with tour uncle George, but the judge said we had to live at least 2000 miles apart. Something to do with your Aunt :lol:
let me stay out of this.....you guys are having too much fun :lmao:
 

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69hemibeep said:
moparstuart said:
69hemibeep said:
George is a brother in law twice removed :lol:
i like my joking uncle i'll keep him , sorry uncle george but dad has disowned you
I have no problem with tour uncle George, but the judge said we had to live at least 2000 miles apart. Something to do with your Aunt :lol:
:jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :basketcase:
 
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