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Our
> > troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor.
One of
> > them sent this.
> >
> >
> >
> > 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a
> > moral objection to beer.
> >
> > 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000
> > rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
> >
> > 3. You have more wives than
> > teeth.
> >
> > 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
> > "unclean".
> >
> > 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and
> > suicide.
> >
> > 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad
> > against.
> >
> > 7. You consider television dangerous, But you routinely carry
> > explosives in your clothing.
> >
> > 8.
> > You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off
> > roadside bombs.
> >
> > 9. You have nothing against women and think every man
> > should own at least one.
> >
> > 10. You've always had a crush on your
> > neighbor's goat.
 
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