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The ongoing saga of Ray and Tammy

69hemibeep

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Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to Tammy, "Notice anything different about me?"

Tammy looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Tam, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Tammy looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, TAM?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Tammy replied, "Shoulda bought a hat".
So I changed the names to get at the joke Mod :lol:
 

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69hemibeep said:
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to Tammy, "Notice anything different about me?"

Tammy looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Tam, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Tammy looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, TAM?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Tammy replied, "Shoulda bought a hat".
So I changed the names to get at the joke Mod :lol:
And I'm quoting it in hopes he has no power over quotes :lol:
 

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69hemibeep said:
69hemibeep said:
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to Tammy, "Notice anything different about me?"

Tammy looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Tam, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Tammy looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bob, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, TAM?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Tammy replied, "Shoulda bought a hat".
So I changed the names to get at the joke Mod :lol:
And I'm quoting it in hopes he has no power over quotes :lol:
well it must have originallly been bob because you forgot to change one bob right in the middle of the joke :jester: :lmao: or bob was in the conversation also
 

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moparstuart said:
well it must have originallly been bob because you forgot to change one bob right in the middle of the joke :jester: :lmao: or bob was in the conversation also

Now THAT'S funny... :lmao:

:jester:
 

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Roadcuda said:
69hemibeep said:
ACME A12 said:
Mrs. ACME just read this; I think you're getting a phone call... :basketcase:
:popcorn: :cheers: :popcorn:
The plot thickens!!!!! :jester:

She thought it was funny and was going to call to commend him on his little dig. Fortunately she got sidetracked. Good thing. I don't need those two comparing notes on ANYTHING... :lol:
 

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Mrs. ACME just read this; I think you're getting a phone call... :basketcase: [/quote]
:popcorn: :cheers: :popcorn: [/quote]
The plot thickens!!!!! :jester: [/quote]

She thought it was funny and was going to call to commend him on his little dig. Fortunately she got sidetracked. Good thing. I don't need those two comparing notes on ANYTHING... :lol:[/quote]
Sounds like you need to be afraid Ray, very afraid! :jester:
 
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