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Sponge Bob Square Wheels
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to Tammy, "Notice anything different about me?"
Tammy looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Tam, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Tammy looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, TAM?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without missing a beat Tammy replied, "Shoulda bought a hat".
So I changed the names to get at the joke Mod
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to Tammy, "Notice anything different about me?"
Tammy looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Tam, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Tammy looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, TAM?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without missing a beat Tammy replied, "Shoulda bought a hat".
So I changed the names to get at the joke Mod