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Sponge Bob Square Wheels
> It is a slow day in the small Saskatchewan town of Pumphandle and streets are deserted.
> Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
>
> A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.
>
> As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
>
> The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
>
> The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.
>
> The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.
>
> The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.
>
> The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything.
>
> At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.
>
> No one produced anything.
> No one earned anything...
>
> However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more
> optimism.
>
> And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how a "stimulus package" works.
> Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
>
> A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.
>
> As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
>
> The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
>
> The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.
>
> The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.
>
> The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.
>
> The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything.
>
> At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.
>
> No one produced anything.
> No one earned anything...
>
> However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more
> optimism.
>
> And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how a "stimulus package" works.
