george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
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> > > > One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
> > > > He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the
> > > > middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
> > > > turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
> > > > He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
> > > deeper.
> > > > He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
> > > > became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
> > > > As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
> > > > her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
> > > > said he could get the peanut out..
> > > > The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
> > >
> > > > fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
> > > > When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
> > > > The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
> > > > insisted that it was nothing.
> > > > Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
> > >
> > > > wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he
> > >
> > > > grows older?'
> > > > The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'
> > >
> > > > One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
> > > > He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the
> > > > middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
> > > > turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
> > > > He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
> > > deeper.
> > > > He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
> > > > became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
> > > > As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
> > > > her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
> > > > said he could get the peanut out..
> > > > The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
> > >
> > > > fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
> > > > When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
> > > > The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
> > > > insisted that it was nothing.
> > > > Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
> > >
> > > > wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he
> > >
> > > > grows older?'
> > > > The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'
> > >
