moparstuart
Well-Known Member
A Missouri Sheriff stops at a ranch in rural MO and talks with
an old farmer. He tells the farmer, "I need to inspect your ranch for
illegal grown drugs." The old farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that
field over there."
The Sheriff verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of
the Sheriff's Department with me." Reaching into his rear pant pocket
and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the farmer.
"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on
any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?
Do you understand?" The old farmer nods politely and goes about his
chores.
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the Sheriff
running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull. With every
step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The Sheriff is clearly
terrified. The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to
the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge! Show him your badge!"
an old farmer. He tells the farmer, "I need to inspect your ranch for
illegal grown drugs." The old farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that
field over there."
The Sheriff verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of
the Sheriff's Department with me." Reaching into his rear pant pocket
and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the farmer.
"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on
any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?
Do you understand?" The old farmer nods politely and goes about his
chores.
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the Sheriff
running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull. With every
step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The Sheriff is clearly
terrified. The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to
the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge! Show him your badge!"
