george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon
that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the
years they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she
insisted that the surgery be kept secret
and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully
placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called
in the surgeon. "I thought I specifically asked you not to tell
anyone about my operation"! The surgeon told her he had
carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose
was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this
all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She
assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the
same procedure done some time ago." "And what about
the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you
for his new ears."
:lmao: :lmao: 
