Answers to the why"s of men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[george68hemirr]

Answers to the Why's of Men:

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX
(because they are plugged into a genius)
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2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
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3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole, and they vapor lock)
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5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
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6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
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( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
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And the personal favourite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

 

[Basketcase]

:facepalm:

 

[Roadcuda]

:facepalm:

Naw, that deserves a:

 

[Basketcase]

well I didn';t wanna hurt George's feelings.....

 

[abodybill]

Rough,Rough crowd you got following ya George.:yesnod:

 

[69hemibeep]

Cute..

 

[Roadcuda]

well I didn';t wanna hurt George's feelings.....

And this time is different because...... :jester:

 

[george68hemirr]

real men dont have feeling....yep thats me

 

[tallhair]

I'm new here. George are you a female?

 

[george68hemirr]

yeah....right.....no not a women....not a faggot.....just a real man who runs the balls off his roadrunner

 

[Basketcase]

and puts Fags in his mouth (inside joke for the newbs)

 

[george68hemirr]

fags = cigarettes.....yes... still an asshole for smoking.....tough thing for me to quit

 

[Basketcase]

hang in there, and keep trying.

 

[tallhair]

fags = cigarettes.....yes... still an asshole for smoking.....tough thing for me to quit

I have the same dirty and expensive habit George. No offense intended with the question