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Keeper of the Green
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Arizona Hunting Law...
An Arizonian and Montanan were hunting in South Arizona when an illegal alien runs across the field.
The Arizonian takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.
"You can't do that!" cried the Montanan.
"No, no, it's legal here in Arizona" replies the Arizonian.
Later that night the Montanan goes and buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door. Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
The Montanan thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him. As he is getting his beer, a patrolman, witnessing the shooting, arrived on the scene and arrested him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona!" protests the Montanan.
"Well, yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait
An Arizonian and Montanan were hunting in South Arizona when an illegal alien runs across the field.
The Arizonian takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.
"You can't do that!" cried the Montanan.
"No, no, it's legal here in Arizona" replies the Arizonian.
Later that night the Montanan goes and buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door. Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
The Montanan thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him. As he is getting his beer, a patrolman, witnessing the shooting, arrived on the scene and arrested him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona!" protests the Montanan.
"Well, yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait
