auction

[moparstuart]

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?'

"His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Larry, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom

 

[ACME A12]

Red Card (in honor of the World Cup)! Repeat!!! and not all that long ago either IIRC...

:jester:

 

[george68hemirr]

STILL FUNNY