moparstuart
Well-Known Member
>> > THE BEAR REMOVER
> > A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he
> > looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear
> > Removers."
> >
> >
> > He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30
> > minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a
> > ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
> >
> >
> > "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
> >
> > "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
> > there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the
> > bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let
> > go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in
> > the back of the van.."
> > He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the
> > homeowner.
> > "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
> >
> >
> >
> > ________________________________
> > A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he
> > looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear
> > Removers."
> >
> >
> > He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30
> > minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a
> > ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
> >
> >
> > "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
> >
> > "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
> > there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the
> > bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let
> > go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in
> > the back of the van.."
> > He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the
> > homeowner.
> > "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
> >
> >
> >
> > ________________________________
