Steve
Well-Known Member
On Sept. 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were
riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump
off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley,
walks through a group of gawkers, and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to
miss a be-a-legend opportunity either, so he asked ... "Well,
before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing
and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss
followed immediately by another one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies,
the onlookers, say , "Wow!
That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent
you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode
with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump
off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley,
walks through a group of gawkers, and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to
miss a be-a-legend opportunity either, so he asked ... "Well,
before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing
and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss
followed immediately by another one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies,
the onlookers, say , "Wow!
That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent
you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode
with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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