moparstuart
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*_Bubba Had Shingles_*_ _
*Bubba walked into a doctor's office. The receptionist asked him what he
had.*
*Bubba said: 'Shingles.'*
*She wrote his name, address, medical insurance and told him to have a
seat.*
*Fifteen minutes later an aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.*
*Bubba said, 'Shingles.'*
*So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and
told Bubba to *
*wait in the exam room.*
*A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had.*
*Bubba said, 'Shingles.'*
*So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, did his blood pressure, an EKG,
and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.*
*An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in
the nude *
*and asked Bubba what he had.*
*Bubba said, 'Shingles.'*
*The doctor asked, 'Where?'* *Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. *
*Where do you want me to unload 'em??'*
*I'm still laughing!!*
*Bubba walked into a doctor's office. The receptionist asked him what he
had.*
*Bubba said: 'Shingles.'*
*She wrote his name, address, medical insurance and told him to have a
seat.*
*Fifteen minutes later an aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.*
*Bubba said, 'Shingles.'*
*So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and
told Bubba to *
*wait in the exam room.*
*A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had.*
*Bubba said, 'Shingles.'*
*So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, did his blood pressure, an EKG,
and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.*
*An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in
the nude *
*and asked Bubba what he had.*
*Bubba said, 'Shingles.'*
*The doctor asked, 'Where?'* *Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. *
*Where do you want me to unload 'em??'*
*I'm still laughing!!*
Oldy but a goody
