bud lite beatings

[george68hemirr]

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ....
Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

 

[69hemibeep]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: It's a triple repeat, George on 3/31/2010 titled Beaten and Stuie 3/18/2011 titled Doctors advise :acme: :jester:

 

[george68hemirr]

i should be getting a joke pass since things are very slow here in the joke department :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[ACME A12]

i should be getting a joke pass since things are very slow here in the joke department :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I agree, George. My Deputy, Barney, has a hair trigger... :lmao:

:jester:

 

[Roadcuda]

And that's when the fight began!!!!

 

[george68hemirr]

And that's when the fight began!!!!

this thursday bobby gets bitch slapped :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[ACME A12]

And that's when the fight began!!!!

this thursday bobby gets bitch slapped :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

George, I think you're looking forward to finally meeting in person so many of the guys that you jaw with on an everyday basis...

Well, I think that is just :cool:

:cheers:

:jester:

 

[69hemibeep]

And that's when the fight began!!!!

this thursday bobby gets bitch slapped :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You wouldn't hurt a fellow block head :grouphug:

 

[george68hemirr]

its going to be cool to meet everyone there since i missed last year which really sucked......by the way the truck is running great.......we have to find a bar for a drunk meeting too
just kidding bobby......you do mean squarehead right??

 

[69hemibeep]

its going to be cool to meet everyone there since i missed last year which really sucked......by the way the truck is running great.......we have to find a bar for a drunk meeting too
just kidding bobby......you do mean squarehead right??

My Mom refers to herself as a blockhead as in Charley Brown :jester:

 

[Roadcuda]

And that's when the fight began!!!!

this thursday bobby gets bitch slapped :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

George, I think you're looking forward to finally meeting in person so many of the guys that you jaw with on an everyday basis...

Well, I think that is just :cool:

:cheers:

:jester:

That's why I hope Steve makes it there so we have that law and order in place!!! :lmao: