Building Permit

[69hemibeep]

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 9 gun turrets at various heights,
and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.


The City Council told me; "Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.

Work starts on Monday.

 

[Steve]

I can believe it :yesnod:

 

[abodybill]

:yesnod: :yesnod:

 

[Roadcuda]

Yup, sounds about right! :brickwall:

 

[george68hemirr]

yeah.....isnt that bullshit right there

 

[gunnar]

Snot green, is that the color of stuies 70???:acme:

 

[Basketcase]

that;s gonna leave a mark.....

 

[69hemibeep]

Snot green, is that the color of stuies 70???:acme:

That's better than the joke right there