moparstuart
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> Subject: Fw: PARROT in CHURCH
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> >
> >> An elderly woman bought a parrot.
> >>
> >> The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church
> >> with her on Sundays.
> >>
> >> The owner said it shouldn't be a problem, that she could put
> >> him on her shoulder and he would stay there.
> >>
> >> She bought the parrot, and the next week she put him on her
> >> shoulder and went off to church.
> >>
> >> Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the
> >> parrot looked around, squawked and said,
> >>
> >> "It's goddamned cold in here!"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Everyone turned to look at her, she ran out of the church in
> >> total embarrassment!
> >>
> >> The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the
> >> embarrassing situation to the owner.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The owner offered the following solution, "If the parrot
> >> does that again, grab him by the legs and
> >>
> >> swing him around 5 times and return him to your shoulder.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church, and sure
> >> enough, just as the sermon started
> >>
> >> the parrot squawked, "It's goddamned cold in here!"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung
> >> him around 5 times,
> >>
> >> and placed him back on her shoulder.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said,
> >> "Pretty fu#@ing windy, too!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> _____ > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
>
>
> >
> >> An elderly woman bought a parrot.
> >>
> >> The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church
> >> with her on Sundays.
> >>
> >> The owner said it shouldn't be a problem, that she could put
> >> him on her shoulder and he would stay there.
> >>
> >> She bought the parrot, and the next week she put him on her
> >> shoulder and went off to church.
> >>
> >> Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the
> >> parrot looked around, squawked and said,
> >>
> >> "It's goddamned cold in here!"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Everyone turned to look at her, she ran out of the church in
> >> total embarrassment!
> >>
> >> The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the
> >> embarrassing situation to the owner.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The owner offered the following solution, "If the parrot
> >> does that again, grab him by the legs and
> >>
> >> swing him around 5 times and return him to your shoulder.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church, and sure
> >> enough, just as the sermon started
> >>
> >> the parrot squawked, "It's goddamned cold in here!"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung
> >> him around 5 times,
> >>
> >> and placed him back on her shoulder.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said,
> >> "Pretty fu#@ing windy, too!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> _____ > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
