george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Circle Flies
A cowboy from Texas gets pulled over by an Arizona State Trooper for
speeding.
The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in
general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel
uncomforta ble..
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was
doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his
head.
The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin some problem with circle flies?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's
what they're called. But I never heard of no circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches.
They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling
around the rear end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a
moment later he stops and says, "Wait just a minute, are you calling' me
a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have way too much respect for law
enforcemen t to call y'all a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the
ticket.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,
"Really hard to fool them flies though".
A cowboy from Texas gets pulled over by an Arizona State Trooper for
speeding.
The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in
general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel
uncomforta ble..
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was
doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his
head.
The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin some problem with circle flies?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's
what they're called. But I never heard of no circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches.
They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling
around the rear end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a
moment later he stops and says, "Wait just a minute, are you calling' me
a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have way too much respect for law
enforcemen t to call y'all a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the
ticket.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,
"Really hard to fool them flies though".