moparstuart
Well-Known Member
>Paddy Has A Broken Leg
>>Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.
>>Mick says, "How you doin?"
>>"Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me
>>slippers, me feet are freezing."
>>Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters
>>lying on the bed.
>>
>>He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."
>>They say, "Get away with ya.... prove it."
>>Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"
>>Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of fuckin one?"
>>
>>Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.
>>Mick says, "How you doin?"
>>"Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me
>>slippers, me feet are freezing."
>>Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters
>>lying on the bed.
>>
>>He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."
>>They say, "Get away with ya.... prove it."
>>Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"
>>Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of fuckin one?"
>>
