moparstuart
Well-Known Member
smart italian
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey .
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very
difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden. I know if you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son::
Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden that's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son::
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's
the best I could do under the circumstances.
I love you,
Vinnie
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey .
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very
difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden. I know if you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son::
Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden that's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son::
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's
the best I could do under the circumstances.
I love you,
Vinnie
