moparstuart
Well-Known Member
The economy is so bad:
1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
3. CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
4. Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.
5. Obama met with small businesses-GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup, and GM-to discuss the stimulus package.
6. McDonald's is selling the Quarter Ouncer.
7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their Children's''s names.
8. The most highly paid job is now jury duty.
9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in the U.S. ?"
10. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
11. The Mafia is laying off judges.
12. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant yours or theirs.
1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
3. CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
4. Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.
5. Obama met with small businesses-GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup, and GM-to discuss the stimulus package.
6. McDonald's is selling the Quarter Ouncer.
7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their Children's''s names.
8. The most highly paid job is now jury duty.
9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in the U.S. ?"
10. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
11. The Mafia is laying off judges.
12. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant yours or theirs.
