george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
> A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
>
> Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
> A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
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> Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
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> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
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> Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
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> A : Because when they come, they're wild and wet.. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
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> Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
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> A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
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> BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
>
> Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
> A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
>
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Nominated as the world's best short joke
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
> 'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
> 'Not yet,' she replied.
arty: arty: arty: arty: arty: arty: arty:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
> A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
>
> Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
> A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
>
> Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
>
> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
>
> Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
>
> A : Because when they come, they're wild and wet.. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
>
> Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
>
> A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
>
>
>
> BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
>
> Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
> A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
>
>
Nominated as the world's best short joke
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
> 'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
> 'Not yet,' she replied.
arty: arty: arty: arty: arty: arty: arty: