moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Remember this the next time you need to return something
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>> and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!
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>> A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a
>> refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told
>> her
>> that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
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>> Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
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>> 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'
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>> The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front
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>> of a growing crowd of customers.
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>> The manager comes to the woman and asks, 'Ma'am what's wrong?'
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>> She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that
>> he
>> can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
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>> Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,
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>> 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'
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>> Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
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>> In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'
>> !!!
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>> In a huff, the woman says,
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>> 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED
>> WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!'
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>> The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
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>> and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!
>>
>>
>> A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a
>> refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told
>> her
>> that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
>>
>> Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
>>
>>
>> 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'
>>
>> The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front
>>
>>
>> of a growing crowd of customers.
>>
>> The manager comes to the woman and asks, 'Ma'am what's wrong?'
>>
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>>
>>
>>
>>
>> She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that
>> he
>> can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
>>
>> Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,
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>>
>>
>> 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'
>>
>> Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
>>
>> In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'
>> !!!
>>
>>
>> In a huff, the woman says,
>>
>>
>>
>> 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED
>> WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!'
>>
>> The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
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