HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

[droptop]

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE'

 

[Roadcuda]

:yesnod:

 

[69hemibeep]

I can relate to #2 :taz:

 

[george68hemirr]

:lmao: :lmao:

 

[gunnar]

Those are really good, I can relate. :haha: