Jew, Catholic, and Mormon

[peresvet24]

Three men, a Jewish man, a Catholic man, and a Mormon man,
were having drinks at the bar following a business meeting.

The Jewish man, bragging about his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team!"

The Catholic man pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating,
"That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons. One more and I'll have a football team."

To which the Mormon man replied, "You fellas ain't got a
clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"

 

[mahoney0_00_3]

if he get 1 more he will have a back door 18 too

 

[69hemibeep]

If he were a good Mormon he wouldn't be drinking:lmao:

 

[69B5]

:cheers:That reminds me of two rednecks sitting at the bar drinking beer.
One says to the other one, "If'n I was to sneek over to your house when you weren't home and had sex with your wife and she became pregnant, would we be kin?
The second one thinks about it for quite some time. Finally he answers, " I don't know about us becoming kin, but we would be even."

 

[69hemibeep]

:cheers:That reminds me of two rednecks sitting at the bar drinking beer.
One says to the other one, "If'n I was to sneek over to your house when you weren't home and had sex with your wife and she became pregnant, would we be kin?
The second one thinks about it for quite some time. Finally he answers, " I don't know about us becoming kin, but we would be even."

....

 

[ALFERALFER]

One more and I'll have 3 golf courses!

He should learn to count.