little johnny

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A pretty teacher was concerned about one of her 11-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she said: "Little Johnny, why has your schoolwork been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love," the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked: "With whom?"

"With you," he said.

"But Johnny," she said gently: "Don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly: "I'll use a rubber."
 
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