george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Newfoundland declares war on the U.S.A.
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone
rang.
"Hallo, President Obama " a heavily accented voice said. "This is
Harchie, up 'ere at the 'arp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove , Newfoundland,
Canada, aah? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on
ya!"
"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news !
How big is your army ?"
"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is
meself, me cousin 'arold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart
team from the pub. That makes eight!"
Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men
in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the
war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and 'arry 's farm
tractor."
President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000
tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to
one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."
Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. " President Obama , the
war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an'
modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and
four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"
Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell
you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military
complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And
since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Jumpins," said Archie, "l'll have ta call youse back."
Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I
am sorry to 'ave to tell you dat we 'ave 'ad to call off dis 'ere war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of
heart?"
Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and 'ad a
long chat over a bunch of pints, and come ta realize dat dere's no way we
can feed two million prisoners.."
CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
God Bless Canada!!!!
Canadian and Proud of it!!!
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone
rang.
"Hallo, President Obama " a heavily accented voice said. "This is
Harchie, up 'ere at the 'arp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove , Newfoundland,
Canada, aah? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on
ya!"
"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news !
How big is your army ?"
"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is
meself, me cousin 'arold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart
team from the pub. That makes eight!"
Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men
in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the
war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and 'arry 's farm
tractor."
President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000
tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to
one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."
Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. " President Obama , the
war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an'
modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and
four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"
Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell
you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military
complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And
since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Jumpins," said Archie, "l'll have ta call youse back."
Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I
am sorry to 'ave to tell you dat we 'ave 'ad to call off dis 'ere war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of
heart?"
Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and 'ad a
long chat over a bunch of pints, and come ta realize dat dere's no way we
can feed two million prisoners.."
CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
God Bless Canada!!!!
Canadian and Proud of it!!!